Picking your nose good for health

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.
Lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.
He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.
Dr Bischinger said: “With the finger you can get to places you just can’t reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.
“And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body’s immune system.
He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.
 

‘Miracle worker’ gets caught

Suriname police have detained a so-called miracle worker for conspiring to smuggle cocaine to the Netherlands, police said. The man was detained arrested following the arrest of two cocaine smugglers at an airport in the capital, Paramaribo.
In Suriname, clients consult miracle workers, or miracle doctors, to obtain exceptional powers like magic protection in the form of amulets.
The miracle worker had given the cocaine smugglers — Dutch nationals returning to the Netherlands — the power to go through customs without being detected, authorities said.
The drug couriers were arrested with 4.4 pounds of cocaine, police said.
It is the first time anyone has been detained for playing the role of a miracle worker in drug trafficking, although it is believed miracle workers are often hired by traffickers.

Yahoo! It’s a boy!

A Romanian couple named their son Yahoo as a sign of gratitude for meeting over the Internet, it has been reported.
Daily Libertatea said Cornelia and Nonu Dragoman, both from Transylvania, met and decided they were meant for each other following a three-month relationship over the net.
They married and had a baby this Christmas, whom they decided to name after one of the worldwide web’s most popular portals. “We named him Lucian Yahoo after my father and the net, the main beacon of my life,” Cornelia Dragoman was quoted as saying.

Who’s the father?

A Connecticut woman who was artificially inseminated with the wrong sperm has given birth to a healthy baby boy, her attorney said.
Laura Howard last year sued an infertility clinic in Bridgeport, Connecticut, after her doctor informed her that she had mistakenly been injected with sperm from a man who is not her fiance, lawyer Bruce Jacobs said.
Howard, a 40-year-old nurse, gave birth to a 6-pound, 1-ounce baby boy, and DNA tests are under way to confirm the child’s paternity, Jacobs said.
“While she’s thrilled to have this baby, this error has made her life much more complicated in terms of her relationship with her fiance,” he said.

Man hunted after handing out cash

Hong Kong police are searching for a man who handed out 1,000 Hong Kong dollar (125 US dollar) notes to passersby on a busy street, a spokesman said.
The man, soberly dressed and in his 40s, is known to have handed out at least 7,000 dollars in the city’s crowded Mongkok district but officers believe he gave over more.
“We were alerted by members of the public who came forward and handed in the money — seven of them spoke to us but we believe the man gave money to many more people,” the police spokesman said.
The money was not counterfeit and is not believed to have come from the proceeds of crime, the officer said.
“We just want to make sure he did not hand out the money under duress or while impaired by drink or drugs,” the spokesman said.

Keep the noise down!

Noisy lovemaking is no cause for eviction — so long as it’s done in the daytime, a Swedish landlord said Thursday.
The Tunabyggen housing company in Borlaenge, 137 miles northwest of Stockholm, made the decision after the neighbors of one amorous couple complained about their afternoon delights.
But the company said lovemaking is part of normal family life and not grounds for eviction.
Indeed, it’s the law. Under the Swedish Housing Act, neighbors are not to be disturbed by loud noises — be it music, television or love making in the evening. But that law also guarantees the right of tenants to a normal family life, too.
Tunabyggen’s marketing director Lena Lundberg said the complaint about the lovemaking was akin to that of a family with noisy children whose crying could disturb the neighbors.
The complaint, which was filed this week, was thrown out, she added, because the noise wasn’t at night.
 

Politicians to donate sperm

Politicians in one Australian state have been asked to lend a hand and become sperm donors to help arrest dwindling supplies at an in-vitro fertilization clinic.
The Monash IVF clinic has written to 25 parliamentarians aged under 45 in Victoria state asking them to set an example for the rest of the male population by becoming sperm donors.
“We hope that if some of the leading role models within our community become donors, others may follow suit,” the Monash letter said.
Monash IVF clinic medical director Gab Kovacs said the clinics’ stocks had been dwindling since a state law came into force in 1998 requiring that only men who were prepared to have their identities released could become donors.
Victoria Police Minister Andre Haermeyer said he hadn’t been asked to become a donor but wondered if politicians were suitable candidates.
“It could create a rather quarrelsome family, I would have thought,” Haermeyer was reported saying.

 

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