Colo. Woman Wins at Whistlers’ Convention

The Seven Dwarfs did it at work. Some people do it in the shower. But it takes a special kind of person to whistle competitively.
At the 32nd annual International Whistlers’ Convention, the best of the best gathered Saturday to whistle their hearts out.
Sandra Henzler of Fort Collins, Colo., took first place among women for songs that included “Poor Wandering One” and “Queen of the Night Revenge Aria.” Geert Chatrou of Mierlo, The Netherlands, took first place among men for songs that included “Fete de la Belle” and “Concerto in C Major.”
Todd Dickerson of Hickory, N.C., whistled “Air des Bijoux” to win teenage champion honors. The children’s grand champion was Emily Edwards of Louisburg for her rendition of “Battle Hymn of the Republic.”
Two people won Entertainer of the Year awards: Steve Herbst of New York City, who has won the award for the past two years, and Phyllis Heil of Hickory.
The Hall of Fame Award, the convention’s highest honor, went to Barry Rector of Coquitlam, British Columbia.
The whistler who traveled the farthest to compete was Tang Cheng-Dong from Dalian, China.
People from 33 states and 12 foreign countries attended the convention, which is sponsored by the Franklin County Arts Council.

Brother says Pope is forgetful

Feeling frustrated because you can’t remember where you left something? Don’t worry: even the Pope loses things sometimes.
The new Pope Benedict’s elder brother, Georg Ratzinger, 81, told Germany’s Bild am Sonntag newspaper on Sunday that the pontiff’s main weakness was his forgetfulness.
“He sometimes misplaces things, and all of a sudden doesn’t know where his watch, his keys or a specific paper are anymore,” the paper quoted Ratzinger as saying.
What does Georg value most in his sibling, who is 78?
“His clarity of thought”, his patience and “that we help each other out,” Bild am Sonntag quoted him as saying.
Georg Ratzinger, who is a priest, has previously been quoted as saying his brother might be too old for his new job.
He attended Sunday’s inaugural papal Mass by the former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger but said he had not brought a gift for a man who had everything.
He said he planned to ask his brother for just one thing - “His direct telephone number”.

Stalking young painter captures brooding Blair

When Lorna Wadsworth was invited to paint at a Labour Party conference, she lurked in halls and outside rooms until she won a rare sitting with Prime Minister Tony Blair.
“I had been stalking him all conference, because obviously he was the prize beast. I had been kind of lying in wait for him, following him around,” the 25-year-old portrait painter told Reuters on Friday.
“When I finally got my sitting with him he said, ‘Oh, it’s you!’ Because he had been worrying who this crazy blonde girl was. So I guess he was relieved to learn I was not a maniac.”
The result, a pensive, brooding Blair, goes on display on April 28, alongside her renditions of other key government and party figures, at the Royal Society of Portrait Painters’ annual exhibition in London.
Despite having arguably one of the most distinctive faces in British political history -- beloved of caricaturists, mocked by opponents -- Blair has rarely sat for formal portraits.
Wadsworth got him to sit in a hotel room on the sidelines of the party’s conference in 2003, at a time when Labour was riven over Blair’s decision to join the United States in war in Iraq and the prime minister’s own future was being cast into doubt.
Blair is joined in the series by top party luminaries, including former cabinet ministers Clare Short and Robin Cook who resigned angrily over the war. Short scowls severely, but Cook, a former foreign secretary, smiles cheerfully.
“It’s interesting: it’s very angular. He’s got very pronounced cheek bones. He has got incredibly blue eyes in real life. Almost disconcertingly blue.”
The trick is capturing the true personality of a politician in an era when leaders obsessively manage their images.
“I think in this age, more than any other, it matters what a politician looks like. Nowadays they have to be TV friendly, the right tie with the right suit,” she said. “Part of being a politician in today’s day and age is controlling what appears on your face.”

A law dogs would write, if they were Lawyers...

Dog owners in Turin will be fined up to $650 if they don’t walk their pets at least three times a day, under a new law from the city’s council.
People will also be banned from dyeing their pets’ fur or “any form of animal mutilation” for merely aesthetic motives such as docking dogs’ tails, under the law about to be passed in the northern Italian city.
“In Turin it will be illegal to turn one’s dog into a ridiculous fluffy toy,” the city’s La Stampa daily reported.
Italians can already be fined up to 10,000 euros and spend a year in prison if found guilty of torturing or abandoning their pets, but Turin’s new rules go into much greater detail.
Dogs may be led for walks by people on bicycles, the rules say, “but not in a way that would tire the animal too much.”
Italy considers itself an animal-loving nation and in many cities stray cats are protected by law. Still some 150,000 pet dogs and 200,000 cats are abandoned in Italy every year, according to animal rights groups.
To enforce the law, Turin police would rely largely on the help of tipsters spotting cruel treatment by their neighbors, La Stampa reported.
It said the 20-page rulebook gives Turin the most stringent animal protection rules in the country. It even bans fairgrounds from giving away goldfish in plastic bags.

 


 

When Rava asks you to turn out the light...

A paratrooper in India bit off part of a colleague’s nose after an argument over switching off the light, police said Friday.
The two soldiers from India’s Eastern Frontier Rifles were alone in their barracks Wednesday night when Lance Corporal Bhupesh Rava lost his cool because his roommate wanted the lights on for a little while longer.
An enraged Rava, who had returned from daytime duty, attacked Sepoy Durga Lama, pinned him down and gnawed off his nose, police said.
“People came to Lama’s rescue after hearing his shouts for help,” said Ranvir Kumar, deputy commissioner of police.
Lama, bleeding profusely, was taken to hospital while his attacker stood in a corner with bloody lips, he said.
Lama told the police that he had asked Rava to “wait for five minutes” before turning the light out while he got dressed to go for his night duty.
Doctors operated on Lama Thursday to fix the bitten chunk of flesh back on his nose. Rava was arrested.
The Eastern Frontier Rifles is a state paramilitary force specializing in tackling a Maoist insurgency in the eastern state of West Bengal, of which Calcutta is the capital.

Tailpiece

Things NOT to say during sex

Sex is one of the most intimate, personal things two people can share. Here are some things to NOT say during that occasionally intimate act.
I hope you don't expect a raise for this.
Are you trying to be funny?
You're almost as good as my ex.
Haven't you ever done this before?
You're so much like your sister.
What's your name again?
I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
Hold on, let me change the channel.
How much do I owe you?
I'm still looking for your good side.
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
On second thought, let's turn out the lights.
Your best friend does this much better.