Israelis see orange over Indian gift


Israeli parliament guards seized orange scarves from visiting Indian lawmakers Sunday, worried they could be used for a pro-settler demonstration.
Orange-clad settlers and their supporters stage almost daily protests outside the parliament against Israel’s plan to withdraw settlements from the occupied Gaza Strip in August.
But the scarves were meant as gifts from members of India’s largest opposition faction, the Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) -- in the party color.
A spokesman for Israel’s Knesset said the guards had not understood and were worried when they saw the package.
“We explained (to the visitors) that such a large number of orange scarves could be used to provoke a demonstration,” said Giora Pordes. “They were not insulted.”
Pordes said the deputies picked up the scarves on their way out.

 

Austria wants to ID dog droppings

A local Vienna politician wants to use DNA technology to chase down owners of dogs that leave their droppings on streets and sidewalks.
Manfred Juraczka, a councilor in a Vienna district, said Monday he wants the city to register all dogs’ DNA so that droppings left where people walk can be tested and the owner of the guilty dog punished.
“This method offers a multitude of unbeatable advantages,” Juraczka said in a statement, adding that all who fail to pick up after their dogs “must count on being caught.”
Vienna’s sidewalks are littered by dog droppings, and campaigns trying to persuade owners to pick up after their pets have made little difference. The city is home to almost 50,000 registered dogs, but the true number is believed to be much higher as many owners ignore the registration requirement.
Dog owners already can be fined if their dogs soil sidewalks or other pedestrian areas, but tickets are rarely issued because the pet has to be caught in the act.

Drunk pilots could still walk

Two former America West pilots charged with operating a plane full of passengers while drunk may have consumed alcohol and smelled of alcohol but they could still walk and see, their lawyers told a jury on Monday.
Pilots Christopher Hughes and Thomas Cloyd were hauled off an Airbus 319 in Miami on July 1, 2002, and charged with operating a plane under the influence of alcohol.
They were in the cockpit as the aircraft was being towed to the runway for takeoff from Miami International Airport on a flight to Phoenix, Arizona. But after a security screener reported the pilots were red-eyed, flushed and reeking of alcohol, air traffic controllers ordered the plane back to the gate.
Police said Cloyd’s blood-alcohol reading was 0.091 and Hughes’ was 0.084. Florida law assumes a vehicle operator, including the operator of a plane, to be drunk if his blood alcohol level is 0.08 or higher, and state authorities charged them with operating an aircraft while intoxicated.


 

Bear takes dip in L.A. pool

A 140-pound bear wandered into a suburban neighborhood and took a dip in a swimming pool before being tranquilized and returned to the wild.
The female bear ambled into the San Fernando Valley’s Porter Ranch area shortly after 6 p.m. Sunday, bumping into doors and windows before taking a few splashes in a backyard pool, fire spokesman Brian Humphrey said.
Homeowner Maryam Salahael pulled her children out of the pool when the bear showed up, and she called 911.
“My dog began barking very loudly. I went to see what’s going on. I see a bear in my backyard,” Salahael said.
Authorities cordoned off the area as wildlife officials tranquilized the bear, said Cindy Wood of the California Department of Fish and Game. The animal was then released into the Santa Susana Mountains.
“It looks like it’s possibly in heat,” Wood said. “She probably just made a wrong turn and ended up in a neighborhood. She belongs up in the hills and that’s where she lives.”

 


 

 



 

Pope’s apartment for sale online


An apartment rented more than 40 years ago by the new Pope Benedict close to the German city of Bonn is up for sale on an Internet auction site just weeks after an online bidding frenzy for his six-year-old car.
Joseph Ratzinger, the German cardinal who became Pope last month, lived in the flat in a suburb of Bonn between 1959 and 1963, while teaching theology at the local university.
The apartment is one of six within a four-story block built in the 1950s and being sold by Bonn property dealer Christopher Blatzheim.
Since it first appeared on the Web site Friday, the building has drawn 13,424 hits, a spokeswoman for eBay said. Prospective buyers have a further 27 days to make private offers to the owner, as eBay rules forbid auctioning property.
“The seller had been thinking of offering the building through eBay for a long time. It was a coincidence that the Pope’s Golf suddenly also became available -- but it proved his was a good idea,” the spokeswoman said.
Last month an Internet casino company paid 21-year-old German Benjamin Halbe 188,938 euros ($238,900) for the gray Volkswagen Golf he had bought for 9,500 euros just three months before.

Tailpiece

Solution for stammering

A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to many doctors over the years, but none of them could help him. Finally one doctor said to him “I believe I found the reason for your stuttering”.
The man asked, “Wha.. wha.. wha..what is my pro.. pro.. problem.”
The doctor replied, “Your organ is very, very large. The weight of your organ is causing a strain on your larynx, and this results in your stuttering. The only solution to this is to perform a organ transplant.” The man was really tired of his stuttering, so he agreed to a transplant. Several days later the doctor called the man up and informed him that they have found a suitable donor. The transplant operation was successfully performed and the man could speak without any stutter.
At first he was happy, but after a while he began to miss his large organ, and how the girls used to love it. He finally went back to his doctor and said, “Doctor, I am grateful for the opportunity you have given me to speak without a stutter, but I miss my old organ. Please find the transplant donor and tell him that we have to exchange organs back.”
The doctor shook his head and replied, “That’s im.. im.. im.. impo..  impossible.”